tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus. Slightly
embarassed and with a quick smile to the
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little, thinking that this would give
her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, but only to discover
that she couldn’t.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to
take the step.
After becoming quite frusturated and embarassed, she once
again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow
more leg room to get on the first step of the bus.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind
her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently
on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan
and yelled “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know
who you are!”
The texan smiled and drawled “Well ma’am, normally I would
agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I
kinda figured we were friends”.
