A man and his wife are on their honeymoon. To show his dominance, the man takes off his pants and tells the woman, “Put on my pants.”
She does but she says, “They’re too big, they don’t fit me.”
He responds, “That’s right, that’s why I wear the pants in the relationship and always will.”
The woman tells the man to put on her underwear. He tries but can’t. He says, “I can’t get into your panties.”
She replies, “That’s the way it’s going to be unless you stop being an assshole.”
