A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary:
HUSBAND – Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?π€
WIFE – Yes, honey, three times.π
HUSBAND – When was the first timeπ€?
WIFE – Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit? And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you.π
HUSBAND – Thanks, darling. And when was the second timeπ?
WIFE – Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to make the surgery for you? And finally the head of the department took care of youπ?
HUSBAND – Thank you darling, you saved my life. And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third timeπββοΈ?
WIFE – Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votesπ π?