There were two gay men in the bathroom at their home, and one was putting Vaseline on his chest. The other gay man asked him, “Why are you putting Vaseline on your chest?”
The first gay man replied, “Didn’t you know that Vaseline helps you grow hair on your chest?”
The other gay man said, “Well if that was a proven fact, then you should have a ponytail growing out of your asss!”
