Experiment On My P*nis

A man with a p*nis that was 25 inches long went to a witch to see if she could reduce its size. She told him "Go to the forest. There…

The Wife Next Door

A man goes to an assassin because his wife is sleeping with his best friend. The assassin tells him, "It's going to cost you $1000 per bullet." The man says,…

Olympic Condom

A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, "I bought Olympic condooms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?" His wife replies, "How about we…