Old army joke

that commander, now a lt. Colonel asking why he ordered it, gets the same answer that it was ordered by the previous commander. The captain goes through this song and…

Flirty Husband

Man to very beautiful air-hostess:- “What’s your name?” Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..” Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?” Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”