Idiot Husband

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your…

Money Can Change Anything

Husband: If I won the lottery, What would you do ?Wife:,I’d divorce you and take half the money.Husband : Okay , well  I just won $10 , here’s $5 now…

Wife on a Shopping Trip

A wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out:…