Dog & lion

seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently,the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation bytelling…

Man Asks for Condoms

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide. “I think you mean spermicide,” says the cashier. “No,” he says, “I need condoms with insecticide. My…

Wife Having Big Butt

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances…

Kiss Your Own Wife

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”