A man with a p*nis that was 25 inches long went to a witch to see if she could reduce its size. She told him “Go to the forest. There you will find a toad. Ask it to marry you.”
So the man went into the forest and found the toad she spoke of. He asked the toad if it would marry him and the toad responded “No.” Instantly his penis shrunk by 5 inches.
He asked again and the toad again responded “No!” His p*nis went down to 15 inches in size. He realized that whenever the toad said no to him, his penis would shrink 5 inches.
Figuring that 15 inches was still to big he decided to ask the toad one final time. The toad responded “Are you deaf? How many times do I have to say it? No! No! No!”
