Would you let me handle your package if I told you I work for UPS?
Do these look real? Do you want to check?
How do you like your sausage in the morning? Blown or scrambled?
Are you looking to commit a sin before your next confession? I am right here, baby.
I really love my bed! But I would rather be in yours. Do you mind?
I think your body is about 70% water because I am thirsty!
Although I am not into watching sunsets, I would appreciate watching you go down.
The wise men said kissing is the genuine language of love. Would you like to start one with me right now?
If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that expires tomorrow. Let’s save it.
Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise to give it back.
I think you are a light switch because you are really turning me on right now.
Apart from being handsome and hot, what do you do for a living?
I have 206 bones in my body. Do you want to give me another one soon?
I visited my doctor earlier this week, and he told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Please help me fill it; I am in dire need.
Since I like you so much, do I have to sign for your package delivery?
It must be Christmas, babe, because I cannot wait to unwrap you!
It seems like I have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I am accepting specific applications. Please apply now. To start with, what is your phone number?
I bet it did hurt when you fell out of a vending machine because you are a real snack, babe!
“They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?”
“Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.”
“You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.”
“Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.”
“Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.”
“Wanna go halfsies on a baby?”
“Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
“Baby I’m hungry, but I want you to feed me from your leeps 2 my leeps.”
“Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”
“I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go ⬇️.”
“Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.”
“I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”
“Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.”
“Is your a$$ a library book. Because I want to check you out.”
“I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?”
“Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.”
“Is you body a map? because I love to travel.”
“That’s a nice smile. It’ll look better if it was all you were wearing!”
