Funny jokes

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say…

A man and his wife are on their honeymoon. To show his dominance, the man takes off his pants and tells the woman, "Put on my pants." She does but…

"No sir, but do you mind if I waitaround here until someone does?"

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty…

A White Guy In A Bathroom Is Taking A Pi*s. In Comes A Black Guy And Pulls Out A Huge Ass D*ck. The White Guy Asks, “How Did You Manage…

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me…

calls me sometimes.”The little girl screamedto her brother, “Don’t eat it.Its an a*shole!

coming in my life and makingit worth living. You're great.She replied that sms: drunk !ok now come home quickly.. don't beafraid.. i won't say anything..!!Husband: thank you.