Funny jokes

Wife wakes up from sleep and says:”I just Had a Dream That You Bought Me a Diamond Necklace” Husband: “Go Back to Sleep and Wear It!” 😩😂😂😂😂😂😂

bar is empty, and figures, why not, this guy probably had a rough day or something. The man starts with the first 2 shots, and the bartender asks him, "is…

They drank and carried on for hours. Finally the bartender’s curiositygot the better of him. "Just what are you celebrating?" he asked."51 days! We did it in 51 days!" they…

to my knee."The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need 10 bucks, just lend me 10 bucks!!""Sir, I really don't know…

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl.The girl was playing with Barbies.The boy was playing with his d*ckThe girl asks him what he’s doingSo he says…

A man saw a lady with big brests. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your brests for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens…

Husband comes back home from work... Instantly he sees clothes all over the place and rushes to the bedroom. There he sees his wife in a latex suit spanking a…

Once Wife Goes to PALM Reading Astrologer Astrologer :- Do You Want to Know Your Husband Future Wife:- Rubbish I Will Decide His Future!! You Tell Me His PAST