Funny jokes

Then she says, "Take off my bra and panties…"So I took off her bra and panties.Then she says, "If I ever catchyou wearing my clothes again, I'mtelling mom and dad!"

The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually…

Two friends meet at the gym and are going to take a shower. One of them notices that the other is wearing women's panties. -Panties? what the fuck Tim? What?…