Funny jokes

They exchange addresses and part ways.After few weeks they bump into one another again.Snake 1- You look much better! Did you see the eye doctor and was he able to…

The little boy was looking through the girl’s key hole.The mother walks by and says with a grin: ”Why are you so concerned with what the girl is doing?” The little boy…

1.Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. 2.A teacher asked student, What is the full…

"I want you to paint me in the nude," she said,"Do you have any objections?""Not for $7,000 I don't. But I would have to keep my socks on.I must have…

“OK,” said the friend. “Here’s the address of a friend of mine.He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turnthe counter in your car…

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The pharmacist then asks what she needs it for, to which she replies: "I want to use it…