Funny jokes

There are 6.02x10^23 guacas in a guacamole,Which is also known as avocado’s number What type of music do avocados listen to?Guac & Roll What's an avocado's favorite arcade game? Guac-a-mole…

but Mummy says, "You keep quiet - I'll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.""Well," says the little girl, "Daddy told me to stay downstairs while…

weird going on..”, but he continues anyway.A few moments later he finds a small chunk of beef.At this point he stops, looks up, and asks her“Hey, are you sick?!” To…

I said, "I know, but shehas a lovely personality."