Funny jokes

A woman decided that she had to break off her recent engagement with her fiance. After she told one of her friends, the friend was shocked. “What happened? I thought…

They exchange addresses and part ways.After few weeks they bump into one another again.Snake 1- You look much better! Did you see the eye doctor and was he able to…

The little boy was looking through the girl’s key hole.The mother walks by and says with a grin: ”Why are you so concerned with what the girl is doing?” The little boy…

1.Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. 2.A teacher asked student, What is the full…

"I want you to paint me in the nude," she said,"Do you have any objections?""Not for $7,000 I don't. But I would have to keep my socks on.I must have…