Funny jokes

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sxx life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sxx." "Social Security sxx?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but…

Jeny: “What’s the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up.”Rob:  “She got a terrible shock.”Jeny: “How was it?”Rob: “She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church…

A boy says to a girl, "So, sxx at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches,…

1. A Topological Loop Walks Into a Bar, and Asks the Bartender "What's the Quickest Way to get Laid?" [NSFW]A Topological Loop walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

A woman tried to board a bus but her skirt was so tight that she couldn't make the step up. So she reached behind her, lowered her zip and tried…