Funny jokes

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sxxes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have…

A man wakes up after a long night of drinking. He goes down to his kitchen and sees his wife with a big grin and humming cheerfully to herself. She…

dear. That was just an insect.""Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprisedit could get off the ground with ac*ck like that!"

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk."Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return."Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean… you're all the same to me," the…

a baby, honey.” The child seems tocomprehend. “Oh, I see, but the othernight when I came into your room youhad daddy’s p*nis in your mouth.What do you get when you…

"Why yes I am." He says, "Wellwash your hands, I want a cheeseburge

So, he goes to his mother in law and tells her, "Thank you for raising such an amazinggirl for me to marry."The wife's mother responds, "Don't thank me, thank my…