Funny jokes

1. A Topological Loop Walks Into a Bar, and Asks the Bartender "What's the Quickest Way to get Laid?" [NSFW]A Topological Loop walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

A woman tried to board a bus but her skirt was so tight that she couldn't make the step up. So she reached behind her, lowered her zip and tried…

There are 6.02x10^23 guacas in a guacamole,Which is also known as avocado’s number What type of music do avocados listen to?Guac & Roll What's an avocado's favorite arcade game? Guac-a-mole…

but Mummy says, "You keep quiet - I'll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.""Well," says the little girl, "Daddy told me to stay downstairs while…

weird going on..”, but he continues anyway.A few moments later he finds a small chunk of beef.At this point he stops, looks up, and asks her“Hey, are you sick?!” To…