Funny jokes

So, he goes to his mother in law and tells her, "Thank you for raising such an amazinggirl for me to marry."The wife's mother responds, "Don't thank me, thank my…

I asked my wife why did she marry me. Wife: "Because you are funny." Me: "I thought it was beacause I was good in bed?" Wife: "You see? You're hilarious."

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sxx life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sxx." "Social Security sxx?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but…

Jeny: “What’s the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up.”Rob:  “She got a terrible shock.”Jeny: “How was it?”Rob: “She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church…

A boy says to a girl, "So, sxx at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches,…

1. A Topological Loop Walks Into a Bar, and Asks the Bartender "What's the Quickest Way to get Laid?" [NSFW]A Topological Loop walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

A woman tried to board a bus but her skirt was so tight that she couldn't make the step up. So she reached behind her, lowered her zip and tried…