Funny jokes

boy a can of red paint and a brush. "Paint my porch."The boy was eager to do a good job and the man wentback inside. A couple hours later, the…

Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. "Ive never done that" she says, "what do I do ?" "Well" replies Ben, "remember when you were a kid and…

called for Betty, who zipped down the stairs, kissed her father on the cheek and was gone.The farmer continued to clean his shotgun until 6PM when there was another knock…

"Love, Jabba the Hut is notmy favourite Star Wars character"I exclaimed,"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't gotdressed yet"

“There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.” – George Sand, Author “Valentine’s Day is the poet’s holiday.” – Ted Koosner, Poet “Your flaws are perfect…

three ask the CEO of Guinness whyhe didn't order a Guinness, to…which he replied:"I figured if you 3 weren't orderingbeer it would be rude for me to."