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Boy Asked to Girlfriend for Hand JOB
Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. "Ive never done that" she says, "what do I do ?" "Well" replies Ben, "remember when you were a kid and…
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A Farmer had Three Daughters
called for Betty, who zipped down the stairs, kissed her father on the cheek and was gone.The farmer continued to clean his shotgun until 6PM when there was another knock…
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Roleplaying Fun
"Love, Jabba the Hut is notmy favourite Star Wars character"I exclaimed,"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't gotdressed yet"
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My Valentines Day Quotes
“There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.” – George Sand, Author “Valentine’s Day is the poet’s holiday.” – Ted Koosner, Poet “Your flaws are perfect…
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4 Beer Company CEOs Walk into a Bar
three ask the CEO of Guinness whyhe didn't order a Guinness, to…which he replied:"I figured if you 3 weren't orderingbeer it would be rude for me to."
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Husband Wife Share Same Blood group
A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been…