Funny jokes

you know that?”Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties! Maria replied, See…

"You will have to explain this."The nurse replies, "Same problem better insurance."

A man met a beautiful and nice lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said,…

A Man Gets the words i love you tattooed to his pe**s. He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says, "Don't try to put words into my mouth!"

bottom, measures the grill,and teases her that they’reabout the same size.That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky.“Not tonight,” says his wife.He asks her why not, to…

called his children to a meeting…He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved.But look outside at…

But inside the houseHe is designed to remainsilent, cool & controlled byremote called Wife.