Funny jokes

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."The lady says, "What's it telling you now?""Well,…

tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say.""Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?""I'll never tell.""Was it Nina Capelli?""I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.""Was it Cathy Piriano?""My lips are sealed.""Was…

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las…

One 40-year-old husband had a problem. Whenever he saw older men with gorgeous, younger wives, he always wished that he could have a wife who was 20 years younger than…

muscles, but I just couldn'tunderstand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do youmean?""Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for…

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take…

In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears,still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,they are like onions'. 'Onions?''Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'