Funny jokes

muscles, but I just couldn'tunderstand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do youmean?""Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for…

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take…

In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears,still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,they are like onions'. 'Onions?''Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

you know that?”Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties! Maria replied, See…

A man met a beautiful and nice lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said,…

"You will have to explain this."The nurse replies, "Same problem better insurance."

A Man Gets the words i love you tattooed to his pe**s. He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says, "Don't try to put words into my mouth!"

bottom, measures the grill,and teases her that they’reabout the same size.That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky.“Not tonight,” says his wife.He asks her why not, to…