Funny jokes

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"Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up and put it in a Coors Lite can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."“I…

A man, his wife, and his son all go to a nuude beach. Naturally, the young son has lots of questions. He runs to his father, "Dad! Dad! All of…

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."The lady says, "What's it telling you now?""Well,…

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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las…

One 40-year-old husband had a problem. Whenever he saw older men with gorgeous, younger wives, he always wished that he could have a wife who was 20 years younger than…