Funny jokes

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday and my wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday in the morning before I went to work. My parents…

in that. That gave him some relief.Suddenly he heard a gasp.The girl was standing at the doorway.Wide eyed she exclaims- “So, thats how you guys fill up”.

मम्मी: मेहमान आ रहे हैं और गैस का सिलेंडर भी खत्म होने वाला है।पापा: मैं ऑफिस से फोन लगा दूँगा,लडका आकर सिलेंडर दे जायेगा।मम्मी: पर मुझे तो बाजार जाना है।पापा:…

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher:…

A MAN IS LYING ON THE BEACH WEARING NOTHING BUT A CAP OVER HIS CROTCH A WOMAN PASSING BY REMARKS IF YOU WERE ANY SORT OF A GENTLEMAN YOU WOULD…

not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight."When…

A 70 yr old man asks their wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all. Even dogs chase cars…