Funny jokes

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher:…

A MAN IS LYING ON THE BEACH WEARING NOTHING BUT A CAP OVER HIS CROTCH A WOMAN PASSING BY REMARKS IF YOU WERE ANY SORT OF A GENTLEMAN YOU WOULD…

not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight."When…

A 70 yr old man asks their wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all. Even dogs chase cars…

ball when you aren't looking?" "No,I guess not" replied his wife.The man said…."Neither would Clyde"

mostly hairless, and itshits itself a lot."

After school we’d fuck on my bed with the shades drawn. We’d walk in separate directions, meeting around the corner, so our friends wouldn’t know, and I’d let her in…

Guy gets wife roses. She says “I guess this means you want me on my back with my legs in the air?” He says, “Why, we don’t have a Vase?

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SxX with you I will make it very fast.I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down…