Funny jokes

that commander, now a lt. Colonel asking why he ordered it, gets the same answer that it was ordered by the previous commander. The captain goes through this song and…

Man to very beautiful air-hostess:- “What’s your name?” Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..” Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?” Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”

"Did anything happen today?" The parrot said,"Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked,"What did he do with my wife?" The bird said,"I don’t know; I got hard and…

"Which one of you sidewindersstole my horse?!" he yelled withsurprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'mgonna have another beer, and if myhorse ain't back outside by the timeI finish, I'm…

Wife: "Who said that?"Maid: "Your husband."Wife: "Oh."Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"Maid: "No, the gardener did."Wife:…