Funny jokes

One day a wife asked her husband, "Honey, would you please mow the lawn?" Her husband responded "Who do you think I am, John Deer?" Later the wife asked, "Would…

A manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said,…

coffee in each handand a dozen doughnuts.

pull on my dick onehundred times."

that commander, now a lt. Colonel asking why he ordered it, gets the same answer that it was ordered by the previous commander. The captain goes through this song and…

Man to very beautiful air-hostess:- “What’s your name?” Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..” Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?” Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”