Funny jokes

Two men were talking about their wives The first man says: “My wife is an angel!” The second man says: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

He finds that they're…all more or less the same as the German hell.Then he comes to the Brazilian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting…

After 20 Yrs of Sxx in the Dark a Wife Finds Out Her Husband Always Used a Dildo on Her!She Said: “Explain the Dildo Prick?”He Said: “Explain the Kids Bitch!”

for you to meet! Well, it was an immediate hit.They took to one another and after dating for six weeks,he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain.Their…

“My brother who is epileptic hada fit in the bath and died.”F*ck me. If the ground could haveswallowed me up l’d of been happy. I said, “Sorry to hear that,…

apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa whenhis wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’,…

better from over there"The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right"A few minutes later, the wife got horny and asked her lover to…