Men will be Damn

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.

Rich Couple Stayed In A Hotel

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them…

Who is Smart Husband or Wife

Wife- Its my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me. Husband- Of course, they must have been smart, that’s why they…

What Is p*nis

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a p*nis was. His friend’s response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy…

Who is the smartest president

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, The Pope and a small Mexican kid were on a plane, the plane was plummeting and was going to crash into a building. There were only…

A Soldier Ran up to a Nun

The nun said, “I understand completely.”The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude,but you have a great pair of legs!”The nun replied, “If you had looked a littlehigher, you would…