Funny jokes

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them…

Wife- Its my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me. Husband- Of course, they must have been smart, that’s why they…

seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife.“Now you know how I always feel.”

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, The Pope and a small Mexican kid were on a plane, the plane was plummeting and was going to crash into a building. There were only…

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a p*nis was. His friend’s response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy…

The nun said, “I understand completely.”The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude,but you have a great pair of legs!”The nun replied, “If you had looked a littlehigher, you would…

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right…