Funny jokes

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them…

Wife- Its my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me. Husband- Of course, they must have been smart, that’s why they…

seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife.“Now you know how I always feel.”

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a p*nis was. His friend’s response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy…

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, The Pope and a small Mexican kid were on a plane, the plane was plummeting and was going to crash into a building. There were only…

The nun said, “I understand completely.”The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude,but you have a great pair of legs!”The nun replied, “If you had looked a littlehigher, you would…

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right…