Be a Man of Your Wife

So my wife said “take off my shirt”. So I did as she said and took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I continued and took…

Little Boy Goes to Wh0re

A little boy walks into a wh*re house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial…

Code Words In S*x

The couples had a code word "Washing machine" as signal for sxx .As the couple had two children who couldn't be judged whether they're sleeping or not. One day, the…

Christmas Gift for Girlfriend

A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. After all, they've only been dating for three weeks so it seems like the ideal gift…

Gain Your Weight In 7 Days

Eat More. Eat more calories than your body burns. How much depends on your metabolism and activity levels. But if you’re not gaining weight, you’re not eating enough. Eat More…

Woman With Tight Skirt

tight to allow her leg to come up to theheight of the first step of the bus. Slightlyembarassed and with a quick smile to thedriver, she reached behind her to…

Men will be Damn

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.