Funny jokes

The girl went to gynecologist. Undressed, opened her legs. The doctor says: - Above! The girl picked up the legs above. The doctor says: - Above! Girl picked up even higher. The…

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided…

A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary: HUSBAND - Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?🤔 WIFE - Yes, honey, three times.😐 HUSBAND - When was the…

what are you doing?"The father replies, "Making a baby."The little boy says, "Can you turn mommy over?I'd rather have a puppy."

Police: Why did not report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than wife.

Bob – I think my wife has a lover – a florist.Andy – How do you know?Bob – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on…