My Frist Blojob

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6…

There Will Be S3X

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what…

Funny 100 Word Stories

1. The fake report card: I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year.…

He Forgot his Wedding Anniversary

driveway. Confused, the wife put on herrobe and ran out to the driveway,brought the box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.Bob has been…

Two Idiots go on a Fishing Trip

second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this untilfinally, on the last day of their holiday, one of the mencatches a fish.As they're driving home, they're…