Funny jokes

A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary: HUSBAND - Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?🤔 WIFE - Yes, honey, three times.😐 HUSBAND - When was the…

what are you doing?"The father replies, "Making a baby."The little boy says, "Can you turn mommy over?I'd rather have a puppy."

Police: Why did not report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than wife.

Bob – I think my wife has a lover – a florist.Andy – How do you know?Bob – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on…

million bucks." All of a sudden thebar is filled with ducks, bursting fromthe door and the windows, standing ontop of the bar, dunking their headsinto people’s drinks. “What just happened?!”…

So he arrives at their cell and listens in for a few minutes. He hears the guys talking. "Man, Hell really isn't as bad as I expected!" "I know, right?…