Sit With My Wife

An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains. As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver,…

Rude Man Walks into the Bank

with this man. The manager, hearing the story, goes back to the man to see what the problem is.After asking the man, he responds with " There is no fucking…

Couple on First Date

One couple were on a first date at a fancy restaurant when silence fell over the table. The woman told her date to tell her something that would set her…

Women on a Road Trip

Four women go on a road trip. No real reason, they just need to blow off some steam. They pick a random highway and start driving. They're having a great…

Two Gay Men In The Bathroom

There were two gay men in the bathroom at their home, and one was putting Vaseline on his chest. The other gay man asked him, “Why are you putting Vaseline…

Prefer Your Wife Not Whisky

Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”…