Funny jokes

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military…

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women? "inquired the doctor. ",Jo, I've never done any of those things either.""Well then," said the doctor, ',hat do you…

bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.“Excuse me, what are you doing??” Husband replies - “Coming to NewYork, I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000…

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think…

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how…

"He visits every year?! It's been overtwo millennia and we're still waitingfor his SECOND coming!" The alien sees that the pope has becomeirate at this fact and starts trying torationalize.…

his wife and asks whatdid he say? The wife answersin a loud voice"HE NEEDS TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR"