Funny jokes

heard the voice again,“I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 100 Russians!”The sergeant, getting more annoyed now, decided to send some of his men over, to finish this Ukrainian off.After a…

you gone by the school?""Not yet.""Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.""Why?" asks the father. "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me…

cop opens it,takes a look inside, hands it back, and says,"I'm sorry ma'am.If I knew you were a cop,I wouldn't have pulled you over."

She said “You may notfeel anything fromthe waist down.”“Fair enough,” I replied,and felt her breasts.

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of…