Funny jokes

you gone by the school?""Not yet.""Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.""Why?" asks the father. "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me…

cop opens it,takes a look inside, hands it back, and says,"I'm sorry ma'am.If I knew you were a cop,I wouldn't have pulled you over."

She said “You may notfeel anything fromthe waist down.”“Fair enough,” I replied,and felt her breasts.

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of…

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military…