The Wife Next Door

A man goes to an assassin because his wife is sleeping with his best friend. The assassin tells him, "It's going to cost you $1000 per bullet." The man says,…

Olympic Condom

A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, "I bought Olympic condooms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?" His wife replies, "How about we…

Fun on the Beach

Man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. First one said "You ever had a…