Funny jokes

A man with a p*nis that was 25 inches long went to a witch to see if she could reduce its size. She told him "Go to the forest. There…

A man goes to an assassin because his wife is sleeping with his best friend. The assassin tells him, "It's going to cost you $1000 per bullet." The man says,…

A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, "I bought Olympic condooms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?" His wife replies, "How about we…

Man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. First one said "You ever had a…

abdominal pain last month,than i got a little sister,now my father is undergoingthe same pain.!!!

different cows everyday."Husband looked to his wife and said: " ….u see!"

the beautiful woman.To which the man replied, “Becauseevery time I talk to a beautifulwoman my wife appears out of nowhere.”