Funny jokes

GIRL visited her Doctor… DOC.: You look so weak however happy. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I adviced??... GIRL: (confused!) Doc., I thought you said 3 MALES…

that means?"The boyfriend says,"Yeah, it means the drainis clogged again."

Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: "Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?" Wife looks confused: "But that's your task, honey." “What? Why?”…

The Canadian replies gleefully,"Oh! You must be what they call a doctor!"

Ben asks his new girlfriend for a h*nd job. “I’ve never done that” she says, “What do I do ?” “Well” replies Ben, “remember when you were a kid and…

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture:-All were missing d target:-OSuddenly he received call from her:-“Hi, what are you doing?”His honest reply:-“MISSING YOU”

A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river…

microphone, “Plethora.”and sits back down. Once he gets back to hisseat, the wife is in tears and she says,“Thank you so much, that means a lot.”

"I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again."No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If thewitness insists on answering, there is no reason…

heard the voice again,“I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 100 Russians!”The sergeant, getting more annoyed now, decided to send some of his men over, to finish this Ukrainian off.After a…