Funny jokes

eyes. Then into its ears.Finally, she turns to the girl and says,“I'm very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down.""Oh no! Because he's so fat?""Yes,” says the…

Alcoholic says: "ok, i'll spend 100 years here".Then he shows a women lover a room with beautiful youngwomen. He says "ok, i'll spend 100 years here".Then he shows a weed…

mine was the best! I slept in the deep forest”Then the third ant comes and says: “Well, my place was fantastic. I slept next to the heater”(Sorry if it’s not…

put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the Northside ofthe playground. Signed, A Blonde."The Blonde then pinned the note…