Funny jokes

A wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out:…

and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said "Well, you sure haven't forgotten…

"Because I want to feelsomething hard for a change."

This is wonderful The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: . Tender one . Amazing one . Lady of my dreams She called the Tender One and…

Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it.So I have bought three movie tickets.Wife: Why three?Husband: For you and your parents.