Money Can Change Anything

Husband: If I won the lottery, What would you do ?Wife:,I’d divorce you and take half the money.Husband : Okay , well  I just won $10 , here’s $5 now…

Wife on a Shopping Trip

A wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out:…

I Haven’t had Enjoy Since 1956

and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said "Well, you sure haven't forgotten…