Funny jokes

Husband asks do you know the meaning of Wife?, It means: Without Information Fightting every-time! Wife says: No darling, It means: with idiot for ever

Rob: My lesbian next door neighbors just gave me a Rolex for my birthday.I really like it but I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch”

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las…

The KGB agent asks, “What are you learning Hebrew for? Youknow it takes years to get apermission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.”“I’m learning Hebrew…

A girl was passing by, and saw her boyfriend standing by the A.T.M machine. She immediately hide & send a romantic text to him” Honey if you are sleeping right…

just as he’s dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone…

came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.Husband: Who did all this ?Wife: Our neighbour.But he gave me 2 options…..Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.Husband:…