Funny jokes

He approched her. He said, "Ma'am, do youunderstand your right breast is hanging outof your shirt?" She replied, "Oh shit.I left the baby on the bus!"

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked…

Two women are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with one uses her panties…

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”“Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.The moped…

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come…

A redneck finds out one day that his girlfriend is still a v*rgin. When he finds out, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without saying a word.…