Funny jokes

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances…

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

Man Outside Phone Booth: “Excuse me you are holding the phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”Man Inside:”I am talking to my wife”

"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?" Moshe replied, "I used to readthe Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel…

“but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”So the husband began, “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me…

Husband comes home early and sees wife with another guy.Wife : Why are you early ?Husband : Who is he ?Wife : Don’t try to change the topic..!