So my wife said “take off my shirt”.
So I did as she said and took off her shirt.
Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I continued and took off her skirt.
“Take off my shoes.” Once again, I did as she said and I took off her shoes.
“Now my hose, bra, and panties.” And lastly, I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”