Posts by affidu

1.Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. 2.A teacher asked student, What is the full…

"I want you to paint me in the nude," she said,"Do you have any objections?""Not for $7,000 I don't. But I would have to keep my socks on.I must have…

“OK,” said the friend. “Here’s the address of a friend of mine.He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turnthe counter in your car…

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The pharmacist then asks what she needs it for, to which she replies: "I want to use it…

J: Mary I will go to the dentist to help me.M: If you think this is the best idea then go.The dentist manages to pull the hair out and ask…

Then she says, "Take off my bra and panties…"So I took off her bra and panties.Then she says, "If I ever catchyou wearing my clothes again, I'mtelling mom and dad!"

The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually…