Avocado Jokes

There are 6.02x10^23 guacas in a guacamole,Which is also known as avocado’s number What type of music do avocados listen to?Guac & Roll What's an avocado's favorite arcade game? Guac-a-mole…

My Birthday Quotes

“Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!” “Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.” “A wish…

While Eating a Girl

weird going on..”, but he continues anyway.A few moments later he finds a small chunk of beef.At this point he stops, looks up, and asks her“Hey, are you sick?!” To…