Posts by affidu

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk."Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return."Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean… you're all the same to me," the…

a baby, honey.” The child seems tocomprehend. “Oh, I see, but the othernight when I came into your room youhad daddy’s p*nis in your mouth.What do you get when you…

"Why yes I am." He says, "Wellwash your hands, I want a cheeseburge

So, he goes to his mother in law and tells her, "Thank you for raising such an amazinggirl for me to marry."The wife's mother responds, "Don't thank me, thank my…

I asked my wife why did she marry me. Wife: "Because you are funny." Me: "I thought it was beacause I was good in bed?" Wife: "You see? You're hilarious."

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sxx life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sxx." "Social Security sxx?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but…