Posts by affidu

The intrigued women says "Astate-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?"Bond explains "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically".The lady says "Whats it telling you now?" "Well, it…

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have…

boy a can of red paint and a brush. "Paint my porch."The boy was eager to do a good job and the man wentback inside. A couple hours later, the…