Posts by affidu

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, “Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!” She looked at me and yelled, “You did this…

Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic,…

the naked man."Well, who is the woman on your back?"said the intrigued gentleman."Oh, that's Michelle."

I got my wife a new iron for Valentine's Day. She was so overcome with emotion that she ran out of the house crying. I think she must be still…

A man with a p*nis that was 25 inches long went to a witch to see if she could reduce its size. She told him "Go to the forest. There…