Posts by affidu

After school we’d fuck on my bed with the shades drawn. We’d walk in separate directions, meeting around the corner, so our friends wouldn’t know, and I’d let her in…

Guy gets wife roses. She says “I guess this means you want me on my back with my legs in the air?” He says, “Why, we don’t have a Vase?

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SxX with you I will make it very fast.I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down…

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"Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up and put it in a Coors Lite can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."“I…

A man, his wife, and his son all go to a nuude beach. Naturally, the young son has lots of questions. He runs to his father, "Dad! Dad! All of…

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."The lady says, "What's it telling you now?""Well,…