Posts by affidu

One 40-year-old husband had a problem. Whenever he saw older men with gorgeous, younger wives, he always wished that he could have a wife who was 20 years younger than…

muscles, but I just couldn'tunderstand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do youmean?""Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for…

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take…

In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears,still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,they are like onions'. 'Onions?''Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

you know that?”Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”