Posts by affidu

ball when you aren't looking?" "No,I guess not" replied his wife.The man said…."Neither would Clyde"

A 70 yr old man asks their wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all. Even dogs chase cars…

mostly hairless, and itshits itself a lot."

After school we’d fuck on my bed with the shades drawn. We’d walk in separate directions, meeting around the corner, so our friends wouldn’t know, and I’d let her in…

Guy gets wife roses. She says “I guess this means you want me on my back with my legs in the air?” He says, “Why, we don’t have a Vase?

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SxX with you I will make it very fast.I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down…