that commander, now a lt. Colonel asking why he ordered it, gets the same answer that it was ordered by the previous commander. The captain goes through this song and…
Man to very beautiful air-hostess:- “What’s your name?” Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..” Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?” Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”
"Did anything happen today?" The parrot said,"Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked,"What did he do with my wife?" The bird said,"I don’t know; I got hard and…