1. “Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.” 2. “If you’re honestly happy, fuck what other people think.” 3. “Oh no! I can feel “A f*ck you!” coming on… Shortly…
that commander, now a lt. Colonel asking why he ordered it, gets the same answer that it was ordered by the previous commander. The captain goes through this song and…
Man to very beautiful air-hostess:- “What’s your name?” Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..” Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?” Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”