Posts by affidu

It is a beautiful morning. Dean comes early into his office… and sees Martin. Martin is kissing his secretary. Dean doesn’t like this. Martin is his employee!He screams: “Martin, do…

way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy thefifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my localin London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy…

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, “Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!” She looked at me and yelled, “You did this…

Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic,…

the naked man."Well, who is the woman on your back?"said the intrigued gentleman."Oh, that's Michelle."

I got my wife a new iron for Valentine's Day. She was so overcome with emotion that she ran out of the house crying. I think she must be still…