Posts by affidu

bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.“Excuse me, what are you doing??” Husband replies - “Coming to NewYork, I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000…

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think…

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how…

"He visits every year?! It's been overtwo millennia and we're still waitingfor his SECOND coming!" The alien sees that the pope has becomeirate at this fact and starts trying torationalize.…

his wife and asks whatdid he say? The wife answersin a loud voice"HE NEEDS TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR"

A man and a woman started to have sxx in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn,…